THE SLUMD4NK T-SHIRT
Real Folks, Real SLUMD4NK Results
🧁 Maybelle Gürteur
“I was uphill without a shitpaddle, until I bought the SLUMD4NK T-shirt. Now I’m sitting prettier than a pig in satin.”
🌿 “Tiny” Tim Thompson
“Before the SLUMD4NK T-shirt, I couldn’t even shower without needing a nap halfway through. Now I’m crossing my own living room like I’m in the NBA Finals. My mom says I’ve never looked so employable.”
🏀 Coach Clyde “Twenty-Piece” Earl
“I’ve been preaching fundamentals for 30 years, but the real game changer? The SLUMD4NK tee. I wear it, I dribble better, my knees hurt less, and my wife started calling me ‘the comeback player of the year.’”
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) for ultimate softness.
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for easy wear.
- Durable double needle hems for longevity.
- Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a premium feel.
- Medium fabric weight makes it versatile for any season.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Dropped shoulders
Dropped shoulders give the garment a relaxed fit and feel
Double needle sleeve, neck and bottom hem
The garment is sewn around the edges with a wide double topstitch, making it long-lasting and durable
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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